engrish prease

yup...head first into the front cover...OUCH!

i saw a t-shirt which could cry very much!

hrm...if i made t-shirts with intentional mistakes and funny bad english will anyone buy them?

magneto and the malaysian prime minister

what the fish? to see a bigger picture double click on it. the plot outline is enough to get me excited.

more rubbish

common people....spell check!!!

sorry...i don't speak cat :)

yes...i've always wanted to cock jyu jyu by myself...yahooooo!

and my favourite....UNCONFORTABLY GUARANTEED!!!!!

i'm surrounded by lame jokes

lame jokes

here are some lame jokes courtesy of my two dear comedian friends...ben and joo :P

ben: what has 4 wheels and flies?
me: bumblebee? (the yellow car in transformers...such a nerd answer)
ben: no...a garbage truck

joo: why did the photo go to jail?
me: because it exposed itself? (logical...no?)
joo: no...cause it was framed

i have to admit though...i laughed myself to tears.

Damn...i'm short a finger and a toe.

i really need a friend who gives a fukk :)

engrish please

i want a strate parm and a shanpoo please :)

One word....COUNT!

i am?